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Thieves Steal ‘Mennonite Crown Jewels’ in Brazen Daytime Heist
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Thieves Steal ‘Mennonite Crown Jewels’ in Brazen Daytime Heist
WINKLER, MB Winkler, Manitoba, often called the Paris of the Pembina Valley, was the victim of a brazen daytime heist this week after balaclava-donning thieves on dirt bikes took off with Mrs. Reimer’s prized roll kuchen. “They even took several tin cans of Rogers Golden Syrup,” said Constable Jakey Fehr. “These are truly the crown jewels of the Mennonite world and this theft really exposes the weaknesses in the security there at the Winkler …
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