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Steinbach · SteinbachSTEINBACH, MB There was a massive traffic jam on Steinbach streets this Sunday morning around 9:30 AM. Visitors, the Wiebes from Swift Current, have lodged a complaint about the level of traffic. “Oba, well what did they expect? Everyone knows that Sunday morning between 9:30 and 10:30 is rush hour!” said Steinbach resident Mr. Fehr. “I’m sure it’s that way in every town!” The Wiebes said they’d never seen anything like it and found the streets …Read Article
Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday
Morden, Manitoba · MordenMORDEN, MB In the new reboot of the Jurassic Park franchise, producers have decided to set the movie in Morden and include the most intimidating villain of all time, a group of zealous fundamenalists trying to convince everyone that dinosaurs never really existed. “The movie stars Scarlett Johansen as a Mordener desperately trying to defend Bruce the Mosasaur from the fundamentalists,” said screenwriter David Koop. “Things really come a head at …Read Article
New Jurassic Park Movie Climaxes with Explosive Debate in Morden Over Existence of Dinosaurs
Elkhart, Indiana · ElkhartELKHART, IN Fed up with meagre salaries that barely pay the rent, Mennonite pastors across the nation have been sporting snazzy new T-shirts as a form of protest. “It’s bad enough he’s wearing such casual attire on Sunday morning,” said local churchgoer Dan Beachy. “But I see there’s even some writing on that thing.” The writing, according to witnesses, says “Pay us what you owe us,” a reference to the revenue-sharing deal the pastors signed wit…Read Article
