Midlife Crisis Is Coming for Millennials Lol

Midlife Crisis Is Coming for Millennials Lol

How millennials are freaking out about being halfway to death, when everyone's broke and already in therapy.

The midlife crisis is coming for millennials lol

Traditionally, if perhaps erroneously, our idea of a midlife crisis has long involved an older man leaving behind his home and family life for a red sports car, a too-young girlfriend, and perhaps some kind of hair dye, if not a hairpiece. This midlife crisis means trading away the parts of one’s life for something newer and younger. The only thing this archetypal man can’t trade in, of course, are the years he’s already lived.  In reality, that…