[Opinion] Morning Wood: The plague of opinions

Morning Wood: The plague of opinions

Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical and is meant for humorous purposes only. All interviews and individuals are fictitious. Dear readers, it seems we are beset by a plague. A plague of “opinions,” and the loathsome fools that offer them. Being the highly stable genius that I am, I have recently noticed a string of columns, in the many newspapers and magazines I read (because I am an intellectual, as must be only so apparent), with o…