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Mennonite Man Seeks Wife to Stare at While She Does the Yardwork

STEINBACH, MB Area man Matthew Klippenstein, 37, has just posted an ad in the local paper looking for a sturdy young woman who hasn’t dyed her hair, pierced her ears, or grown unaccustomed to a bit of yard work. “I’m looking for someone between the ages of 22 and 47 who can still bend at the waist and do some weeding every now and then, while I sit on a lawnchair in the driveway and knack zoat,” said Klippenstein. “Ability to climb a ladder and …
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Friday, November 14, 2025.
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