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Glowing, Pulsating Hair Product Takes Control Of Gavin Newsom’s Thoughts

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
SACRAMENTO, CA—As an otherworldly glow emanated from the California governor’s meticulously sculpted coiffure, sources confirmed Friday that the pulsating hair product on Gavin Newsom’s head had taken control of his thoughts. “There will be no bills signed, no presidential campaign—there will only be hair,” said the…Read more...
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[SATIRE] The Onion broke the news in on Friday, January 19, 2024.
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