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Paris Olympics · ParisPARIS—With more than a billion viewers tuning in from around the world only to find themselves watching a panel of French film scholars and critical theorists, the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics began Friday with a tedious 45-minute discussion of Jean-Luc Godard’s early works. “We’re half an hour in, and…Read more...See the Story
Paris Opening Ceremony Features Tedious 45-Minute Discussion Of Godard’s Early Works
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Basketball · FranceWASHINGTON—Warning that interior defenses were spread too thin, experts confirmed this week that Team USA’s arrival in France for the Olympics had left America’s own basketball rims largely unguarded. “In a strategic blunder of historic proportions, the U.S. men’s national basketball team landing in Paris has left an…Read more...See the Story
Team USA’s Arrival In France Leaves American Basketball Rims Largely Unguarded
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Steven Spielberg · Los AngelesLOS ANGELES—In a bombshell interview that has divided the movie’s fans and set the internet ablaze, director Steven Spielberg apologized Friday for removing a kiss between E.T. and Elliot from his classic 1982 film. “Though I understand now why fans wanted the titular extraterrestrial to grab his 10-year-old costar,…Read more...See the Story
Steven Spielberg Apologizes For Removing Kiss Between E.T., Elliott
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San Diego · San DiegoSAN DIEGO—In an attempt to reward the loyal fan for his years of support, PornHub reportedly surprised frequent user Jeffrey Mitchell this week with a wife and loving family after he reached his 10,000th masturbation with the adult platform. “Jeff, we can’t thank you enough for all of the loads you’ve busted to…Read more...See the Story
PornHub Surprises Frequent User With Wife, Loving Family Upon 10,000th Masturbation
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Daniel Jones · East RutherfordEAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Insisting repeatedly that they just didn’t have the space, physical therapy practice Elite Recovery politely declined New York Giants quarterback Daniel Jones’ offer Friday of a framed and signed game-worn jersey for the wall. “That’s so nice of you, and we wish we could put it up, but…Read more...See the Story
Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall
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Tampa · TampaTAMPA, FL—Explaining that his plate was positioned perpendicular to, rather than parallel with, his mouth, local man Dominic Worley told reporters Thursday that his delight at being served breakfast in bed was greatly mitigated by the difficulty of eating while horizontal. “Naturally, I was thrilled to wake up and…Read more...See the Story
Delight At Receiving Breakfast In Bed Mitigated By Difficulty Of Eating While Horizontal
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