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Fat eyes, stadiums and life rules

It seems important that I should update you on my obese eyes. As I told you about in a prior column, an eye doctor pointed out that my eyes are fat. Apparently, they’re fat and this causes “hooded” brows, where the brows hang down in front of your eyeball. It’s kind of like an eyeball “fupa.” I tell you all of this because I’ve decided to just live with fat eyes. The doctor offered a surgery that would remove some of the fat and excess skin. Old…
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The Platte County Landmark Newspaper broke the news in on Thursday, November 13, 2025.
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