Dear President Trump and Vice President Vance,

Dear President Trump and Vice President Vance,

Thank you for your kind invitation to take us over and subjugate us as a colonial state. We will pass. We like our national health care system, and are not interested in learning the finer points of medical bankruptcy, insurance denials, unaffordable medications, and lack of access. We respect science and would prefer to hang with other nations that do so too. In fact, lots of your best scientists will probably be relocating to Europe soon. We o…