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We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
We walk among you, but you do not see us. We are your neighbors, but you do not know us. We work with you, but you do not respect us. We are the silent majority, the undervalued and underrepresented, the stoic and strong. We are the people who buy Red Delicious apples, and we are done living in the shadows. We are the ghosts of the grocery store, the mythical spirits of the supermarket. You do not want to acknowledge that we exist, but we are re…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Thursday, March 27, 2025.
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