Trump bans nouns, nation struggles to identify who, what, where

Trump bans nouns, nation struggles to identify who, what, where

In an unprecedented move that experts are calling “unhinged” and “absolutely typical,” President Donald Trump issued an executive order on Thursday banning nouns, citing a long history of “very bad, very mean” language used against him. “People say stuff like ‘Trump is a criminal.’ You see the problem? No more nouns, no more nasty words,” Trump said at a Mar-a-Lago press conference. “Very smart. Maybe the smartest order. Some say.” The order has…