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The Blockbuster Manifesto: How to Stop Writing Boring Poems

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
STOP WRITING POEMS THAT ARE ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO READ A POEM THAT IS JUST ABOUT A TIME THAT YOU WERE ANGRY, SAD, OR HAPPY. YOU ARE NOT THAT INTERESTING. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF THOSE POEMS: “Plum Poem” Once, I looked in the fridge, And I saw that the plums Were still there, And that made me sad, Because you used to eat the plums, Cool plump purple plums, Huddled together in the cold, And now here is a poem about that.…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Wednesday, May 28, 2025.
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