[Satire] Satire: All Californians must live in an empty department store

Satire: All Californians must live in an empty department store

The leading solution to the affordable housing shortage in California has arrived. Every Californian must be a part of a commune in an abandoned department store. Residents will pick their favorite department store to live in, increasing unity and providing a sense of nostalgia.  Abandoned retail stores provide California with the best chance of reversing the affordable housing crisis because new apartments often replace unaffordable retail spac…