US Edition[Satire] Pope Francis Appears 40 Years Younger After Finally Masturbating For First Time
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Pope Francis Appears 40 Years Younger After Finally Masturbating For First Time
VATICAN CITY—As youthful vigor rapidly returned to the supreme pontiff, Pope Francis reportedly appeared 40 years younger Friday after finally masturbating for the first time. “Since finally pleasuring myself after all these years, I look and feel better than I ever have!” said the spry 86-year-old pope, who now had a…Read more...
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