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Morden Man Sets Up Corn Stand Early This Year
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Morden Man Sets Up Corn Stand Early This Year
MORDEN, MB Area man Paul Goertzen has decided he’s going to beat everyone else to the punch this year and put up his corn stand at the end of April. “Come get your sweet delicious corn,” said Goertzen, cracking open a can of Green Giant. “Might as well get some garden fresh Mott’s applesauce while you’re at it.” Goertzen’s corn stand is the very first one in the Pembina Valley this year, a full 4 months earlier than his competitors. “I mean if y…
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