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Mennonite Man Gives Throne Speech

Summary by [SATIRE] The Unger Review
TABER, AB Area man Roger Goertzen, 46, was so aghast at what the videos he was watching on TikTok this afternoon that he started yelling through the door at anyone who was in proximity to hear. “Oba, waut de schissjat is this now yet once such!” yelled Goertzen, reaching for the toilet paper. “What’s that Mark Carney fellow up to now. He’s not seeding the flax that’s for sure!” Goertzen then flushed the toilet to “clear the air,” before pontific…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Wednesday, May 28, 2025.
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