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Mennonite Farmer Hires Pierre Poilievre to Count His Chickens Before they’re Hatched

Summary by [SATIRE] The Unger Review
GRUNTHAL, MB Area poultry producer Garth Broesky has reached out to Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre to come on down to Grunthal and help him count all his chickens before their hatched. “He was getting so far ahead in the polls there a couple months ago,” said Broesky. “It seemed he was heading straight for the Prime Minister’s office. Now, who knows? I figured he’ll be perfect for this chicken counting job.” Broesky says he’s already got a…
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Mennonite Farmer Hires Pierre Poilievre to Count His Chickens Before they’re Hatched

GRUNTHAL, MB Area poultry producer Garth Broesky has reached out to Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre to come on down to Grunthal and help him count all his chickens before their hatched. “He was getting so far ahead in the polls there a couple months ago,” said Broesky. “It seemed he was heading straight for the Prime Minister’s office. Now, who knows? I figured he’ll be perfect for this chicken counting job.” Broesky says he’s already got a…

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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Thursday, April 3, 2025.
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