[Satire] Life skills education bill clears first committee

Life skills education bill clears first committee

'It allows the curriculum to cover practical subjects necessary to transition effectively into adulthood."

Satire: Carlmont must cut back on its life skills course

Life skills must become a week-long course at Carlmont, with a traditional comprehension test the following week to ensure the class is academically rigorous and engaging.  After the week-long course, students don’t need to worry about studying techniques, goal setting, and decision-making. Currently, life skills at Carlmont lasts one quarter and covers “mental, emotional, social, personal, and community health, as well as substance abuse,” acco…

Classrooms that teach life, not just curriculum

Alabama community college students push themselves to succeed with hands-on training, as early as their first semester. At Alabama’s 24 community and technical colleges, students gain real-world experience that helps them prepare for jobs and build careers. At community colleges like Calhoun, students quickly realize how much the college invests in their success. Many faculty and staff were once students, with several having children who attend …