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Janitor Left to Clean Up Huge Mess After Mennonite Women "Spill the Tea"

Summary by [SATIRE] The Unger Review
GRUNTHAL, MB Darren Klippenstein, janitor at Fifth Mennonite Church in Grunthal, rushed to the scene this evening after he heard the Women’s Quilting Club had spent all evening “spilling the tea.” “We didn’t make much progress on our Taylor Swift-themed quilt, but we sure spilled the tea, that’s for sure,” said Caitlin Martens. “There’s a lot to talk about in this town, let me tell you. The Thiessen family alone gives us plenty of material.” Mar…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Saturday, February 1, 2025.
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