See every side of every news story
Get Started
SubscribeLogin
Israel-Hamas Conflict
Marine Le Pen
Eid
Social Media
Natural Disasters
Artificial Intelligence
Baseball
Tariffs
Donald Trump
Soccer
Amazon
Taxes
Stock Markets
Published • loading... • Updated

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body into a constitutional crisis.” - - -“He had a sharp, strong jawline from years of clenching it every time someone mentioned universal health care.” - - -“I could tell he was the kind of hunk who wanted to undo my bra—and my rights.” - - -“A spicy DM from his anti-woke meme account landed in my X inbox…
DisclaimerThis story is only covered by news sources that have yet to be evaluated by the independent media monitoring agencies we use to assess the quality and reliability of news outlets on our platform. Learn more here.

1 Articles

All
Left
Center
1
Right
McSweeney's Internet TendencyMcSweeney's Internet Tendency
Center

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body into a constitutional crisis.” - - -“He had a sharp, strong jawline from years of clenching it every time someone mentioned universal health care.” - - -“I could tell he was the kind of hunk who wanted to undo my bra—and my rights.” - - -“A spicy DM from his anti-woke meme account landed in my X inbox…

Read Full Article
Think freely.Subscribe and get full access to Ground NewsSubscriptions start at $9.99/yearSubscribe

Bias Distribution

  • 100% of the sources are Center
100% Center
Factuality

To view factuality data please Upgrade to Premium

Ownership

To view ownership data please Upgrade to Vantage

McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Wednesday, March 26, 2025.
Sources are mostly out of (0)
Stories disproportionately reported by the Left or the Right

Similar News Topics

United States

United States

You have read out of your 5 free daily articles.

Join us as a member to unlock exclusive access to diverse content.

News
For You
SearchBlindspotLocal