El Jalapeño: Pete Hegseth declares victory in War on Drugs after sinking Puerto Vallarta booze cruise

Pete Hegseth Has Turned State Violence Into TikTok Content

You know this is a spectacle, right? A show. That’s what it is. A performance for social media. With blood. Pete Hegseth just ordered the twenty-first strike on a suspected drug boat. Three more bodies. Another video posted to X showing a vessel bursting into flames. “Three male narco-terrorists” dead, the military announces. No trial. No evidence presented. No due process. Just boats exploding on camera and bodies labeled terrorists because the…

U.S. carries out deadly strike on alleged drug trafficking boat

The U.S. carried out its 21st strike on an alleged drug trafficking boat in international waters, according to Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. The Trump administration has not produced any evidence to support its allegations against the vessel or the people on board.

El Jalapeño: Pete Hegseth declares victory in War on Drugs after sinking Puerto Vallarta booze cruise

In a move described by military historians as both “bold” and “possibly the biggest cruise dinner interruption since the Titanic,” Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he personally authorized a “kinetic strike” on what sources later revealed was the Marigalante — the infamous Puerto Vallarta pirate ship beloved by tourists and anyone who enjoys limp buffet shrimp and forced pirate puns. According to Pentagon insiders, the “heavily armed…