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Decoding Cat Adoption Biographies

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
“Shy around strangers but will warm up” It will take six months for your friends to even realize you have a cat. They thought your apartment just smelled like that. “Treat motivated” You’ll never enjoy a bagel in peace again. Cats can have a little cream cheese, it’s fine. Cats can lick cream cheese right off your bagel while you’re taking a bite. Cats can run off with the entire bagel, eat all the cream cheese off it, and hide the soggy remains…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Tuesday, May 27, 2025.
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