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Chatty Mennonite Woman Holds Elevator Door for a Record 5 Hours

Summary by [SATIRE] The Unger Review
STEINBACH, MB There was a lineup stretching down the hallway this afternoon, as Mrs. Enns held the elevator door for “just a couple more minutes.” Well, those minutes soon became hours, as Mrs. Enns had just one more thing to say yet to Mrs. Kroeker before she made her way to her second floor apartment. “Oba, did you hear about Mr. Pankratz? I hear he’s in Intensive Care now,” said Mrs. Enns, resisting the protesting elevator door. “And the Loew…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Tuesday, June 17, 2025.
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