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As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Before I blew out all seventy-two candles on my birthday cake this year, I made a wish. I wished for something that had been gnawing at my soul ever since I first received my AARP card. It was finally time to launch my political career. But a sobering thought struck me. Am I perhaps too young to be taken seriously as a Democratic congressperson? I worry that the powers that be might take one look at my salt-and-pepper hair, only slightly elevate…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Tuesday, June 24, 2025.
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