Treasure Trove of Frozen Treats Discovered in Deceased Grandma’s Freezer

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Treasure Trove of Frozen Treats Discovered in Deceased Grandma’s Freezer

ROSTHERN, SK Derek Wiens, 42, was helping clean up his Oma’s apartment building this week when he stumbled upon an entire freezer packed to the brim with frozen treats. “It’s like she was reaching across the great divide and saying, ‘hey, Derek, I’m still with you,’” said Wiens. “It’s nice to know she’s still trying to feed me from beyond the grave.” After making the discovery, Wiens immediately pulled up this pickup truck and began loading it u…