THE TRASH REPORT: Rashes, Wigs, Zendaya's Wedding, and Timothee's Breakfast

THE TRASH REPORT: Rashes, Wigs, Zendaya's Wedding, and Timothee's Breakfast

Welcome to the only gossip column in town. by Elinor Jones Hello, hello! Time for another Trash Report. I'm Elinor Jones. The human world—it's a mess. If we don't make fun of it I think we become complacent in it? Or at least apathetic. And I, for one, prefer to be regular pathetic, thank you very much. Let's gossip! Hail to the Rash Donald Trump started a war with Iran last week to distract us all from the disgusting new rash he has on his neck…