The day Goofy lost his hand and Ecuador sank

El Pais

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Everyone liked Goofy. It didn't hurt anyone. It was not known for certain who his father was, and his alcoholic mother would leave him alone at home for weeks. He became a thief who stole a t-shirt from a clothesline, the gas cylinder of a clueless housewife, a soda from the corner store that was hidden between his pants. It was annoying to the neighbors in the way of the stinging insects. One day, however, he robbed the wrong person in El Arbol…