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Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
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Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
TABER, AB The local arena in Taber, Alberta is getting a major upgrade after winning Kraft Hockeyville this week. “We’ve been flooding the rink with leftover schmaunt fat for years,” said arena manager Susie Plett. “I’m hoping this money will allow us to flood the rink with ice or at the very least Rogers Golden Syrup.” Schmaunt fat is cheaper and more common than water in the Taber area, which is why it became such a versatile liquid. “We were …
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