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Silly Americans Don’t Even Realize it’s Thanksgiving

GOSHEN, IN In a shocking turn of events, more than 300 million Americans went completely without Thanksgiving dinner this weekend. “There wasn’t even any pumpkin pie,” said Mrs. Eby of Kitchener, Ontario, who has been carefully monitoring the behaviour of her American cousins on social media. “I don’t know what they were doing this weekend, but it sure didn’t look like Thanksgiving to me.” When asked about the mishap, Mrs. Yoder of Goshen, India…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Monday, October 13, 2025.
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