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SATIRE NEWS: Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter – U-S-NEWS.COM

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LOS ANGELES—Stressing that it wasn’t their problem and they certainly didn’t have the time or energy to investigate further, the authors of a report released Thursday found that it was probably fine that a 5-year-old just whizzed by on a Lyft scooter. “Nobody else on the street seems to be freaking out or anything, and look, I don’t even know what the age restrictions are on those scooters, so maybe she meets the minimum requirements or somethin…
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Friday, June 20, 2025.
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