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SATIRE NEWS: Bloated Nation Struggling To Work Way Through Leftover Rijstevlaai

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WASHINGTON—Wondering aloud about whose idea it was to make so much gebakje in the first place, bloated Americans across the nation confirmed Tuesday that they were still struggling to work their way through all of the leftover rijstevlaai from the holidays. “Don’t get me wrong, I usually can’t get enough rijstevlaai in December, but we may have overdone it with the nagerecht this time,” said Itasca, IL, resident Morris Hayworth, who echoed the s…
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Wednesday, December 31, 2025.
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