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[Satire] SATIRE NEWS: Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way

Summary by U-S-NEWS.COM
VERNON HILLS, IL—Lacking the ability to transform her father’s personality to the same extent as his leather couch or riding lawn mower, newborn baby Amber Gilroy reportedly failed this week to change new parent Eric Gilroy in any conceivable way. “Eric was always nice but just kind of floating through life, and then as soon as he had Amber you could really see how exactly the same he was,” said Gilroy’s sister Taylor, who revealed she noticed t…
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Tuesday, February 17, 2026.
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