SATIRE NEWS: Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water – U-S-NEWS.COM

Residents decided to help each other after spotting a shark stranded in the shallows of the sea in the town of Ardrossan, Australia. As they approached, they discovered that it was one of the most dangerous sharks in the world.

SATIRE NEWS: Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water – U-S-NEWS.COM

A great white shark trapped on a sand bank along the coast of Australia was saved by three men who spent nearly an hour maneuvering the animal into deeper waters. What do you think? “Hopefully this will usher in an age of peace between Shark and Man.” Eric Creech, Systems Analyst “This may seem compassionate, but ultimately you’re just preventing them from ever evolving legs.” Gary Sturdevan, Tortilla Flattener “It’s good to know there are still…