REPORT: Movie Buff Alleges That Home Alone “Would Never Really Happen”

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REPORT: Movie Buff Alleges That Home Alone “Would Never Really Happen”

NORTHBROOK, Ill.—A family of five received a shock Friday when a visiting relative suggested that events portrayed in the classic holiday film Home Alone would in fact be “impossible”. During one scene in which a steam iron falls three stories and strikes a home invader—(“Marv”)—in the face, the guest went on to say that the trespasser “would be dead” if that “happened in real life”. “At first I thought maybe I’d heard him wrong,” said Ali Bufor…