[Satire] Red Bull: Definitely Healthier than Apple Juice

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DMZ – SATIRE ¦ Ruedi Stricker ¦ Actually unfair that I have to write such an essay for punishment. Just if Mrs. Loosli would write one too. Simply with the reverse title: «Apple juice is healthier than Red Bull.» After all, she also drinks secretly during the lesson. She sweet must, I Red Bull. She out of the glass, I out of the box. This is not only cooler, but saves detergent. That only by the way. But now to the facts and figures, as Papi alw…