Pine nuts: One-page autobiography

Pine nuts: One-page autobiography

Some attribute my everlasting immaturity to the fact that I’m the son of an optometrist, and so it’s no surprise that I’m always making a spectacle of myself. However, having immersed myself in the writings of Mark Twain for half a century, I am now a recovering spectacle. Yes, if I can bring a smile to a stranger’s face with a spoken word, well, that’s what I’m here to do. The humorist is not looking for a laugh; the humorist is looking for the…