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New Jurassic Park Movie Climaxes with Explosive Debate in Morden Over Existence of Dinosaurs

MORDEN, MB In the new reboot of the Jurassic Park franchise, producers have decided to set the movie in Morden and include the most intimidating villain of all time, a group of zealous fundamenalists trying to convince everyone that dinosaurs never really existed. “The movie stars Scarlett Johansen as a Mordener desperately trying to defend Bruce the Mosasaur from the fundamentalists,” said screenwriter David Koop. “Things really come a head at …
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Sunday, July 27, 2025.
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