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Morning Wood: Southwest has lost its spirit

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Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical. It is meant for humorous purposes. All interviews and individuals are fictitious. Recently, I went out to Tobin Hall to take part in one of my favorite past times at the University of Massachusetts Amherst: stargazing, of course! But as I gazed over to the beautiful towers of the Southwest Residential Area, I felt something was off. It wasn’t the new “No Smoking” signs that seemed to have suddenl…
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Morning Wood: Southwest has lost its spirit

Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical. It is meant for humorous purposes. All interviews and individuals are fictitious. Recently, I went out to Tobin Hall to take part in one of my favorite past times at the University of Massachusetts Amherst: stargazing, of course! But as I gazed over to the beautiful towers of the Southwest Residential Area, I felt something was off. It wasn’t the new “No Smoking” signs that seemed to have suddenl…

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