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Mennonite Woman Concerned About Her Stock After Markets Tumble

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ALTONA, MB Area woman Aganetha Barkman rushed home from the quilting bee this afternoon after hearing on the radio that stocks were crashing. “Not on my watch!” proclaimed Barkman, hopping into her CRV. “I remember when Mrs. Neufeld’s stock went bad and Mrs. Loewen is notorious for an underwhelming stock, but a Barkman stock always turns out just dandy.” When she arrived at home, she found her stock simmering away in the crockpot without a care …

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Mennonite Woman Concerned About Her Stock After Markets Tumble

ALTONA, MB Area woman Aganetha Barkman rushed home from the quilting bee this afternoon after hearing on the radio that stocks were crashing. “Not on my watch!” proclaimed Barkman, hopping into her CRV. “I remember when Mrs. Neufeld’s stock went bad and Mrs. Loewen is notorious for an underwhelming stock, but a Barkman stock always turns out just dandy.” When she arrived at home, she found her stock simmering away in the crockpot without a care …

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