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Mennonite Pastor Stocks up for Communion

LEAMINGTON, ON Pastor Pete noticed the church was running low on Welch’s this week and decided to take the truck over to the superstore for some non-alcoholic communion juice. “I’m also stocking up in Ritz crackers,” said Pete. “A pastor’s always gotta be prepared!” Pastor Pete filled a entire truck bed with Welch’s because some of the youth kids had been secretly drinking it behind the church during faspa. “I think they don’t know what’s in it,…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Saturday, December 20, 2025.
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