How Did We Make Dinosaur Carnage So Boring?

Just Give Me Some Normal Damn Dinosaurs

It should be impossible—water-from-a-stone impossible, faster-than-light-travel impossible—to make a bad movie about scary dinosaurs. And yet, according to reviews for Jurassic World Rebirth, out this week, they have done just that for the fourth time in a row. Something is amiss here. These are dinosaurs: the biggest, meanest fuckers to ever walk the Earth—the demons and dragons of nightmare and legend, surely the source of some deep mammalian …

How Did We Make Dinosaur Carnage So Boring?

Jurassic World Rebirth has done what this franchise always predicted: It’s made people getting eaten by prehistoric creatures look rote.

‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ Review: For the Love of God, Can Something Please Kill All the Dinosaurs Again

Pointless to keep alive but impossible to kill, the "Jurassic" franchise returns for another loud nap of a new installment.

‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ Tries to Revive Something Best Left Dead. We Don’t Mean the Dinosaurs

Scarlett Johansson leads a crew of explorers into uncharted territory—and very familiar blockbuster terrain—in yet another dinos-run-amuck adventure.