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Jesus Christ repents of free will after seeing malandro burial The Chigüire Bipolar

Summary by El Chigüire Bipolar
The son of God, lamb of the world or simply “the melenuous”, better known as Jesus Christ, admitted to being completely repentant of free will after witnessing a motorized group in the city of Caracas carried out a malandro burial, which technically is no sin. Thus the Messiah confessed in a dream to Mrs. Gloria Jimenez, who revealed it to our subpaid intern in the bank queue: “Listen very well to me what I am going to tell you, God is right! He…
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El Chigüire Bipolar broke the news in on Thursday, April 17, 2025.
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