It’s Not Christmas Until I’ve Listened to this Abomination

It’s Not Christmas Until I’ve Listened to this Abomination

For most of the year, I couldn’t care less about Travis Kelce. I mean, good for him: he’s engaged to one of the biggest pop stars in the world; GQ dubbed him “America’s Sweetheart” in August; and he co-hosts a successful and rather enjoyable podcast with his brother, Jason—even if it’s just another offering by two men. But come Yuletide, I am unashamedly one of Kelce’s 189,381 listeners on Spotify—for no other reason than his and his brother’s r…