‘I’m playing a match Sunday . . . I’m on a jockey diet for the next few days, I’m on the coffee and the vape!’

‘I’m playing a match Sunday . . . I’m on a jockey diet for the next few days, I’m on the coffee and the vape!’

If ever an example was needed to show why material on Wikipedia should never be treated as gospel, then Pat Heffernan’s colourful page certainly provides it.