I Learned Nothing in the Bornean Jungle

I Learned Nothing in the Bornean Jungle

I haven’t learned anything since I got here. Apparently the Bornean pygmy elephant is just the Bornean elephant now. Found that out the hard way. Still, it’s nice to see the little guy get a win after what they did to Pluto. On Tuesday, I mistook a wrinkled hornbill for a wreathed hornbill on a boat full of birders. “Almost, buddy.” Jesus. There’s enough feathers, may as well tar me too. And on Sunday, I faced my name. For a long time, the Borne…