GeenStijl: EVERYONE STAND UP. LET'S GO DEW-TRACKING

Fellow countrymen. Now get the hell out of your nest and outside, everyone. Fuck the Christians, fuck the priests, fuck the Muslims and fuck the NPO. WE ARE GOING TO DEW TRAP. A wonderful pre-Christian pagan cleansing ritual for body and soul. Nice to walk barefoot through the wet grass, sing songs and drink gin and brandy because there is a 5 in the clock. It may be Ascension Day, but dew trampling has nothing to do with Easter. A wonderful anc…