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Funny Side Up: The secret to my good looks

Summary by Belleville Intelligencer
In keeping with the pedestrian public’s red carpeted obsession with celeries (sorry, celebrities), we suffer copious, hedonistic headlines about them (celebrities) sprouting (sorry, spouting) what their secret is to looking so good for their age. (We didn’t ask.) Since I recently updated my mugshot (upon the insistence of the RCMP – Redundant Columnists Makeover Party), and was informed by my reader (as in singular) that I now looked like Don Ch…

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Funny Side Up: The secret to my good looks

In keeping with the pedestrian public’s red carpeted obsession with celeries (sorry, celebrities), we suffer copious, hedonistic headlines about them (celebrities) sprouting (sorry, spouting) what their secret is to looking so good for their age. (We didn’t ask.) Since I recently updated my mugshot (upon the insistence of the RCMP – Redundant Columnists Makeover Party), and was informed by my reader (as in singular) that I now looked like Don Ch…

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Belleville Intelligencer broke the news in Ontario, Canada on Tuesday, March 31, 2026.
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