US EditionEmergency Department Offers Express ‘Just Tell Me I’m Dying’ Lane for Hypocondriacs
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Emergency Department Offers Express ‘Just Tell Me I’m Dying’ Lane for Hypocondriacs
In a bold move to streamline the patient experience, Bendigo Health’s Emergency Department has unveiled a new express lane for neurotics. The “Just Tell Me I’m Dying” service allows hypochondriacs, WebMD veterans, and panicked 2 am Googlers to bypass standard triage procedures and be given a vague but dramatic prognosis in under 15 minutes. “We […] The post Emergency Department Offers Express ‘Just Tell Me I’m Dying’ Lane for Hypocondriacs appea…
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