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[Satire] Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster

AUSTIN, TX—Noting that all great innovators must fail in order to succeed, sources confirmed Tuesday that Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital after attempting to impregnate a toaster. The 52-year-old billionaire, who founded Tesla, SpaceX, and Neuralink, reportedly suffered second- and third-degree burns along his…
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[SATIRE] The Onion broke the news in on Tuesday, January 2, 2024.
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