Dutton Promises To Tame The Budget With Some Creative Accounting And A Stock Tip He Got From A Bloke

Dutton Promises To Tame The Budget With Some Creative Accounting And A Stock Tip He Got From A Bloke

The Australian media’s favoured future Prime Minister, Peter Dutton, has moved to assure voters of his economic credentials by promising to tame the budget with a bit of creative accounting and a stock tip that he got from a guy down at the shops the other day. ”Rest assured Australia, I will bring the budget back on track, I have some red hot stock tips and billions of dollars of which I will cut from Medicare in order to invest,” said the memb…